Cut Right Landscaping

If I could give this negative stars I would. First of all, he showed up three hours late, reeking of moonshine and yelling at his cousin/wife on speakerphone. Said he was “just fixin’ to find his weed whacker,” but I think he meant actual weed. This man brought a goat instead of a lawnmower. Said “Lil’ Torque” eats grass real efficient-like. I watched that goat eat one of my flip-flops and headbutt my mailbox into next Tuesday. For mulch, they used shredded PBR boxes and something that looked suspiciously like chicken feathers. Claimed it was “eco-friendly.” My dog hasn't stopped sneezing since.